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sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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iwannabeyrs:

please don’t base my singing skill off how I sing along at concerts because that’s not singing that’s hysteria

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modernpolymath:

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iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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xstayspooky:

What is love?

LOOK AT HER

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wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

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lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

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poochcrew:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

poochcrew:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

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